Last Night on Late Night

Olivia Rodrigo delivers the opening monologue on Saturday Night Live.

A White House press briefing turns into a parody of administration bravado as Pete Hegseth celebrates the Iran campaign and insults reporters. Kash Patel then takes over to tout the FBI while accidentally revealing password lockouts, private-jet travel and other signs of dysfunction.

Weekend Update guest Kam Patterson reacts to Megan Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson’s breakup by pretending to console them while pitching himself as Megan’s replacement boyfriend. His argument unravels when he admits he already knows Klay.

Weekend Update covers a proposed electric air taxi between Manhattan and JFK, damage to an Italian statue and a new Coors nonalcoholic beer. The rapid-fire roundup also touches on hemorrhoids, phone scrolling and Cookie Monster.

Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update covers the brewing feud between Alix Earle and Alex Cooper.